He's not dead; he's just a Jet, which isn't the same thing, I promise. Funny, Clever, Offensive, Childish, Silly, etc. How Does My Ditka Taste When your last name sounds like a human body part, the names will just keep adding up. This name took some creativity to come up with and is one I would use. Would work as a team name for girls as well. I'm on the Gurley closer-to-his-rookie-year-than-last-year bandwagon and I expect it to get more crowded after this game. Suspensions and Indictments This has been the season from hell already for the National Football League and we are still only in September.